“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
–Flip Wilson, Emmy and Grammy Award-winning comedian
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“I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it. I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband.”
–Thurgood Marshall, the first African-American Supreme Court Justice and the NAACP’s chief counsel on Brown vs. Board Of Education
GBN Quote Of The Day: “If you always do what you always did, you’ll always get what you always got.”
— Jackie “Moms” Mabley, actress and comedian
“Sometimes I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can anyone deny themselves the pleasure of my company?”
–Zora Neale Hurston, anthropologist and author of “Their Eyes Are Watching God”
“Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.”
— Redd Foxx, comedian, writer, film & TV actor